OH NOES

2011

2011-01-02T15:28:00.000+08:00

This year ?

Rot some more

DOOM !!!

2010-11-21T23:08:00.002+08:00

Now , since I'm in quite a bad mood this month , I'm gonna talk about the impending apocalypse two years later . Or maybe I just need more sleep .

So , 2012 . December 21st .

Mention 2012 , you think of that John Cusack movie . Oooo look volcanoes that spew meteors . Look giant tsunamis that can cover the whole North America . And look !! Overpowered earthquakes that ripped the continents apart , moving China halfway across the world . How convenient for our heroes cargo plane-that-is-filled-with-expensive-sports-cars to land there .

Ok I'm giving out too much spoilers . Its not a bad movie , go watch it on HBO . Preferably on HD .

Because I'm in a bad mood , I'm going to wish for an apocalypse to happen .

A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Not L4D's fast running bastards (don't forget that Tank , so Hulk-like , so much HP) , slow moving rotten ones that eat your flesh .

I live in a fortress like neighborhood , with walls surrounding the area . Good place to defend myself . Theres a lake nearby too . Fish .

First thing I'm gonna do is to barricade the entrance , so no one can come in or get out . Then I'm cleaning out the housing area with my baseball bat . whack whack whack .

But of course , nothing will happen in 2012 , except for my 20th birthday .

Trust those crazy people to assume the end of the Mayan Calender to be the end of the world .

whats the date ? oh yeah , 22/10/10

2010-10-22T12:34:00.003+08:00

wow , someone actually wants to read my blog . This gives me a sudden impulse to update it .

IT WON'T BE A HABIT !! really .

So , last week , i got myself a microphone . Why , you ask ? That an antisocial guy like me will have use for a microphone . I mean , I don't even use the call function of my PDA (7 years old and still kicking iphone's ass)

I'll tell you why . The week before that , theres a sale on Steam (online distributor of games)

Guess what ? L4D pack for USD10 !!! 2 games for RM30 !!! Original too !!!

L4D being a co-op game , of course involves a lot of swearing .

So me and yikkhai got ourselves the game and the mikes , and proceed to yell at each other . We still need 2 more to join us , feel free to leave your Steam username at the comments XD

And theres my Cambridge interview . The only thing that I learned from it , is that Federal Highway jams like hell in the afternoons . Oh , and I need to work on my Archimedes Principle .

Oh shit .

I did some snooping around while at Sunway College , despite being told to "wait here" in the "waiting room"

Went to the library , walked past that sign that says "students may have to show their ID before entering" . Well , their library is much bigger than Hartamas's , thats for sure .

Comments : Sunway really has a lot of "Akons"

fig.1 Akon

See you next year , over and out

15/9

2010-09-15T18:47:00.003+08:00

I attended a DIY Famine Camp recently .

There's meeting new friends , enjoying teamwork , sleeping in college , and starving .

Despite the name , you don't really starve . The facilitators there keep you running about , playing games and such . This is a case of spamming endorphins (or adrenaline ?) so that you would not FEEL hungry . Oh yeah , the college is damn cold at night .

After the camp (all 30 hours of it) , I rushed next door to the shopping centre and ate Japanese food (Pasta Zanmai , the restaurant , not the stuff I ordered) . Nice food , priced at RM20++ , so I'm not complaining much .

Then the next day , I puked after lunch .

....

Went to a friends house last week . In Puchong . Going there involves 2-3 toll gates . Then his house is infested with mosquitoes . Apparently one of his hobbies is to electrocute mosquitoes with a electro-racket .

Sleeping in his room reminds me of college . Damn cold . 18 Celsius all the way .

And the next day (woke up at 11am) , the mosquitoes respawned .....

Short note

2010-08-30T17:56:00.002+08:00

"Lookit all those spam messages Bob !!"

"Yessiree , there sure is a whole shitload of 'em Billie Jean"

"Hey , hey you spammers !! Git off mah property !! I'll swear i'll shoot ya furry asses back to kingdom come !!"

Shit , sudden allergy reaction , damn itchy welts

Interview Time

2010-04-05T20:43:00.002+08:00

7th of April , Putrajaya .

I'll be there in a new shirt (long sleeved too) . Maybe with a tie . So I can hang myself with it halfway through the interview .

Talking talking talking .

"Tell me about yourself . IN BM"

"Group discussion time : What would happen if a Chinese Prime Minister was elected ?"

"Oi !! WHY WEAR SLIPPERS ??!! YOU SOHAI ONE AAA ??"

*sorry sorry sorry sorry* (that Sohai Super Junior song playing)

If I'm lucky , I'll get out before 12pm , and rush back to college , ties and all .

4pm later that day , theres going to be a Maths competition . Euclid contest from Canada , the land of Maple leaves and bears . 3 hours for 10 questions . Ahaha .

Well , at least Thursday is holiday . Yay . Sleep .

****

2010-02-21T01:40:00.002+08:00

I hate CNY !!

Damn you pyromaniacs , damn you crazy ass firecracker exploding insomniacs !

Swearing is taboo in CNY , but CNY just makes me swear . A lot .

I love my sleep , and it takes some time for me to settle down and go into sleep mode .

Imagine that , you're in a relaxed mood and anytime you'll fall asleep .

KABOOM BAAM BLAMM BUDDDA BUDDAA BANG BANG BANG SOOM ASPLODE

My rational mind is what keeps me from running people over with my Waja .

Also , 19th gathering was not very fun at all . With just about less than a quarter of 5sZhong attendance , this doesn't count as a gathering . A random outing , more like .

And I got lost around KL . Before that , I got lost in the parking lot .

"Wheres my car ? Where did I park it ? Did I even come by car ?"

More swearing .

The GPS isn't helping much at all . Kaiwen struggled with the GPS while it shuts down randomly , leaving us with a left/right turn in meters .

At least we made it . Yes , dropped Kaiwen off at Sg. Mas . What an adventure on his birthday .

Yay , Happy Birthday to Kaiwen !!!

Jobs ?

2010-02-03T22:25:00.004+08:00

Oh shit .

In a sudden fit of madness , I volunteered to be the Vice President of the e-sports club a.k.a Gaming club . No opposition . Well , theres Vern Sen , but he lost by one vote . Maybe I have a cooler name . "Dick" . And the club advisor is convinced I'm shitting him . Want to see my IC ?

Now then , what to do . Never held any positions in high school , because I change societies every year . Suddenly become Vice President .

OMFGWTFBBQ what to do what to do .

Theres still a Paintball Club and Tech Club meeting to attend . More positions ?

Yes , "Paint Ball" Club indeed . This is worse than "Iron Man" below (not Mr. Tony Stark in a robot suit)

more on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ironman

Noo !!

2010-02-01T15:42:00.002+08:00

DAMN YOU TAYLORS ONLINE !!!

There are problems logging in from home for unknown reasons .

Refreshing the page 10 times in a row and leaving it there while I do some other stuff seems to make it load .

Oh my , printer's out of ink .

Chemistry exams ... maybe I'll write something on the Data Booklet

what the heck ?

2010-01-22T21:24:00.002+08:00

My Further Maths teacher , Mr Thava's catchphrase . He does love to say that .

Maths topics are catching up to my level now , and its no longer boring .

Chem teacher Miss Leong seems to have an interest in me . That is creepy , as if I did something wrong I'm not aware of .

Theres a guy called Kit , who has big muscles . 大只佬 , we called him .

LAN classes has helped formed groups of 10 for activities and such . And my group consisting of half of my class PS1 , speaks Chinese . What a pleasant surprise . This makes lansok more easy .

Chose 3 societies . Paintball , tech and e-sports . All the fun in the world . What good it does to my university resume .

Join charity groups ? Thats against my policy : No helping people when I myself need help . Just like Mr. William from Malaysian Studies said "money raised for Haiti is better off used to improve our country ."

Yes , our country needs helping more than Haiti . Just look at all those poor people and lousy infrastructure . Smelly toilets also .

Besides , Haiti is famous for voodoo zombies . Makes rebuilding much more efficient .

20/1

2010-01-20T18:26:00.002+08:00

"found mamak stall"

- Buy food for lower prices

"recovered from car accident"

- +Driving speed

"number of lenglui's in class : 0 "

- reduce happiness 50 pts (applies at class)

"encountered 白衣女郎"

- increase happiness 200 pts ( 30 minutes duration )

Level up !!

omg why the hell the pretty girls are in other classes omfgwtfbbq only 4 girls in my class wtf girl in white so pretty omg in PS2 found another one while lunch that one more pretty holy omfg

madness ERROR

Who got Thinking Skills text book by Butterworth ?

==

2010-01-13T16:06:00.002+08:00

Ok , college isn't as cool as I thought .

English speaking bastards . The lot of them .

Expensive costs , burning holes in my holey wallet . HOLY WALLET !! Hey , theres a Guan Yin gold card thingy inside , and some good luck charms . Puns are fun .

Food , books , parking fees . Speaking of parking fees , that autopay station just vomited a bunch of 50 cents as change .

"Your change is coming up in 3...2...1"

*crash clank clank*

At least theres a mamak stall providing cheap food for the masses . Mass produced food , yum . And cheap .

Brush up my English , and start lansok people . That Student Council girl looks hot . drools

finally , some action

2010-01-11T22:15:00.003+08:00

Yes , tomorrow is orientation day .

Few weeks of doing nothing except playing games at home has left me bored until I hunger for some studying work .

College college college college *chant*

After reading some blog posts by other people , I find that English was the lingua franca in college . Gosh , I need to improve my speech , because when I talk , I sound like a retard .

I doubt my mastery in English will help much in my speech problems .

Lets hope that there will be model quality girls at Taylors . Unleash inner "hamsap lou"

growl drool snaps teeth whistle (shit i cant whistle)

18 !!

2010-01-07T08:32:00.002+08:00

So today is my birthday , and if nothing goes wrong , it will pass by without incident . ( 8.35am and I'm sitting before the screen )

One of the benefits of birthdays is that I can play the whole day . Yeahhhh .

It's like a Do-what-you-want-to-do day .

And I'm 18 after today . That means I can watch porn officially . Or go to the movies labelled 18 . Or creating an e-bay account . Credit cards . Grown up stuff .

Oh no , time to be independent now . Damn I hate growing up .

2010 !!

2010-01-02T23:36:00.002+08:00

Another year yet again .

Maybe 2010 will be better than 2009 ?

Maybe , because 2009 has its share of good stuff too besides the catasthrophies that happened to me .

Theres me getting to Zhong finally (T.T) and meeting up with my buddies . Theres really nice people in that class who i get to meet (Yay , and a really special someone) . Theres me getting my P license . Theres my Waja . Theres awesome games of the year I've illegally downloaded from mininova (that site stopped providing pirate torrents ==) . Theres that week of SPM where I get to stay home alone . Theres the ton of books i bought . Theres the gathering of my primary school friends . etc

I might give 2009 a 10/10 , but SPM , my accident and that robbery incident causes 2009 to be left with a 6/10 .

2010 , do not disappoint me .

...

2009-12-26T18:34:00.003+08:00

Got into Taylors Sri Hartamas campus , nice place . Air-conditioned .

Quite near too , at least I don't have to pass toll gates .

1st semester needs 10k++

And theres parking to think about ... my cars still sitting at the shop , no one started repairing it T.T Fuck those insurance companies .

Theres a shopping mall next to the campus . Cool .

Kinda miss uniforms , no worries about how I look in certain clothes . Need more long pants , preferably with usable pockets (unlike jeans , which I think the pockets are for show)

Scared of driving now . Accidents can kill you know .

College !!

2009-12-23T22:54:00.002+08:00

Should've done research earlier ...

Taylor's for A level ?? or Foundation ???

If I do CAL , I get to choose between Sunway or Taylors , after browsing through various forums (mostly low yat ==)

Facilities , lecturers , costs , and distance ...

Do field research tomorrow , see which college I love at first sight .

Or maybe ditch education and go robbing people .

Wait , assassination is more fun than robbing .

...

Ahh , Modern Warfare 2 , the game with jaw-dropping visuals of 2009 .

Is it true that the White House could withstand an EMP blast ?

Unlucky

2009-12-14T17:36:00.002+08:00

This may be the unluckiest day i had in these few months .

Yay SPM is over !!

Celebrate ? Midvalley !!

But of course , theres no parking left , all full .

Go home ? Yes .

Then at the toll gates ....

"Kad kamu tak sah"

Great , so I changed lanes ....

Boom !!!

My bumper !!!

Great . Accident .

Photos later , if I remember to upload ==

Chores

2009-11-30T20:30:00.002+08:00

My family , gone for vacation , left me alone in the house .

Oh noes , now I need to do the laundry , boil water , feed the fish , feed grandpa (joss sticks morning and night) , some mopping and such .

But then I get to play the whole day .

What about SPM ??

sobs .

Bandages

2009-11-23T16:04:00.002+08:00

Notice I have a bandage on my head .

I got robbed . I hurt it not by crashing my car , falling down , hit by an elephant ( sorry Seng Hong lol ) , caught by a fishing hook or hit by a train .

2 Malay assholes tried to rob me but failed .

Well , its a shame that I didn't do anything . I was so shocked by them . Me cycling , then the next moment those morons on a motorbike blocked me and actually asked me if I was carrying handphones or money .

I still couldn't believe someone would try to rob me . Look at me , in sandals and riding a bike . Would someone riding a bike carry valuables ???

Jesus .

So I stood there stunned , thinking "WTF are they serious ? Are they as dumb as they look ??"

Then I got whacked by a helmet . Damn .

So much for contemplating the wonders of 马来仔 thinking .

Oh well , at least I now understand how they work . I'll hunt them down next time . No more freezing even if they do something extremely unbelievable .

Like robbing a guy in pajamas . Yeah , my clothes look like pajamas .

WTF

2009-11-14T18:49:00.002+08:00

My mom's new car , that blue Hond City , has the awesome number plate of WTF 1628 .

Awesome . That means the Waja's mine .

Can't wait for SPM to end . Then call every girl on my contact list for a date .

Ahahaha

Sejarah , I hate you .

Parking ...

2009-10-26T22:49:00.002+08:00

... is one of the side-effects of having a car . The other one is not knowing directions .

And I have both problems . The latter more so .

"Yay lets have some fun !! I'm driving !!"

"Oh really ? Time Square then !!"

"Oh that place !! .... shit , how do I drive there ?"

Parking my car at a monorail station and taking public transport seems retarded .

"Go to Kepong Jusco ?"

"Yeeerrr , that place so sien !!"

Well , its the only place I won't get lost , and the parking's cheap . Or free if you have a Jusco card . Yay for Japanese shopping systems .

Fortunately I got a GPS . It's better than Google Maps .

Get lost ? Still a fair chance , as I have yet to master that awesome gadget .

....

Petrol price , RM1.80 something per litre .... Rm100++ full tank . Arr

I miss the bus ...

One month to go

2009-10-23T21:10:00.002+08:00

SPM is coming !! Arrrrrghhh !!

My right ear , is like partially deaf thanks to some inflamation . Hurts a lot when yawning , then my mom just put some fish oil liquid into it . Can't hear anything clearly . Sad .

Hoe Kit said everyone has to have a period of serious illness . I think my time is here . At least I won't be sick during the exams . Caught a cold , I hate runny nose . Watery types , like a tap .

Monsoon season ... rain in the afternoons . I hate rain .

This year's ending .

So , going out ??

2009-10-13T21:52:00.003+08:00

Read a lot of books this few weeks .

Dan Brown's latest novel , the Last Symbol , was epic .

Sejarah is real hard to stuff in ones head .

May start meditation to boost my concentration . It kinda works . Maybe I'll develop ultra force powers , force choke someone for fun .

Paramore is AWESOME . Go download their latest album , Brand New Eyes .

Got bored of driving too . Stupid traffic jams , and the heat .

At least my Waja has working air conditioning .

:)

2009-10-06T21:21:00.002+08:00

Trying to smile here . Sorry .

Seems that smiles is one of the potent weapons in the world in forcing people to do your bidding , minus anger and hate and blood .

So I tried that while brushing .

Shit .

I look better when not smiling .

Shit .

I hate computer exams .

I wouldn't mind if its another anim8or project , but theory of computers ?

Fuck that .

>:( much cooler than :)

2/10

2009-10-02T16:41:00.003+08:00

oh great , its October already , hooray .

"Year-end exams incoming sir"

"Roger that , take revising actions"

"Copy that . Wait , it seems the crew refuse to comply"

"Shoot those who refuse"

"Negative , they got our guns"

"Command to Motor Functions Department , are all the guns taken?"

"Yes sir , and they are ...*bang bang bang budda budda*"

*static*

Damn , 3 days left until Chinese and Calculus exams !!

I'm still hooked on Street Fighter 4 . Especially when I finally know how to execute Bison's Ultra Combo and the crazy joystick maneuver for Shoryuken .

Also , Cammy just knocks me out

Yay for Cammy and her tight leotard thingy .

Oh yeah , I got Distinction in that NSW English Exams too . Arghh , not good enough !!

2009-09-27T13:10:00.002+08:00

Ah shit .

No A1s so far . How many papers is it ? 5-6 ? Yeah . Highest is A2 ? Yeah .

Shit shit shit .

Exams , the useless crap everyone is scared of .

Useless crap that I won't ever get the chance to use even if I tried .

Like calculus , or sejarah , or moral .

Just testing ones memorizing skills . Calculus ? Finding patterns in a jumble of symbols .

After school , they're useless as a solar powered flashlight .

Sad .

On an unrelated note , those Muslim terrorists are faggots and have nothing better to do than blow stuff up and posting crappy videos about their hate for the world . I say cut the crap and nuke them . All of them .

Sleepless

2009-09-20T09:28:00.002+08:00

"How can you be so sleepless..."

Because I'm in Genting lol . I like parodying people's songs . In this case Heartless .

I didn't sleep for a night

Bus Rm6.60 . Went there with 6 friends . Very cool , and I get to know them all afterwards (I just know 2 of them)

Very foggy in the morning . Damn . But at least I got to get on the rides later when the fog's over . I got bored of the Corkscrew after 5 rounds .

Look , crazy Singaporean highrollers , driving not one , but 3 Lambos to Genting's casino

Must get me one of those .

I'm a Korean .... too

2009-09-18T07:26:00.001+08:00

Yay finally found something that's funny to me .

F9

2009-09-05T20:30:00.003+08:00

完成名句：

沾衣欲湿杏花雨 .... 劝君出街带把伞

I think I messed up my Chinese exams T.T

Namakan seorang atlet wanita dalam bidang badminton

....

Optimus Prime

Yar , and Moral too .

Infinite sad face 8:(

BTW Kai Wen's book is quite enlightening . Sad that one tactic he used on Megaman didn't work ==

Gay

2009-08-29T14:18:00.004+08:00

Last Wednesday , we had BM tuition .

Cikgu Ong said something very interesting . Teletubbies are gay .

And so I searched for gay teletubbies with Google .

But of course , personally I think Barney is gayer , as he owns the Teletubbies .

Ahahaaha , wondering why I'm not drawing this time ?

I can't find that kind of purple in paint ==

you can make it yourself lol

shut up , i'm not that gay

"Tahniah"

2009-08-26T06:12:00.005+08:00

"Ok , masuk office itu jumpa officer ."

Ahahahahha , I passed my driving test !!! Ahhahahahah .

I should , because all I've gone through , I think I'll kill if I hadn't passed .

I forgot to bring my L license there . Funny . Apparently that one without a pic isn't a license but a slip to extend the period of validity . That nice JPJ officer with lots of stars gave me an hour to get it .

So i go . My family is away from home , even if they are , they don't know the way to Sri Sinar Segambut . Sad face .

So on the taxi I go . RM20 return trip . Taxi driver has a son who is also taking the test that day lol . He drives so fast , and I get to observe some cool gear changing .

Shit , wheres the keys ??!! I'm locked out of the house !!

And then out of the blue comes my brother . Damn him , he went to 'tapao' some breakfast , why can't him stay at home and eat those bread . Snatch keys , rummage , get license , scram .

As soon as I got on the taxi , driver speeds off . Now I'm like in an action movie . 9.30 am .

Ahahahahha , made it , with 10 minutes left !! Ahahhaha .

Bukit : passed

Parking : passed

3 point turn : oh shi- wait , passed phew .

Now for on the road . I wonder how that JPJ officer got on the little Kancil .

So anyway , cut a long story short , I passed . Now I know what a 'pakej' brings .

All the way we just 'lan sok' , and he even told me where to turn . But at least I didn't stall my car or hit anything .

License License License License License License License License .... Needs car !!

Careers

2009-08-21T15:04:00.002+08:00

Today we had to attend a talk about the stuff we had to do after school . As in Form 6/College stuff.

That shook me very much . I still am confused about my career .

Business ? The path is obscured by fog .

Engineer ? Civil you mean ? I see crowded roads . I don't think the world needs anymore buildings unless they're eco-friendly , but thats architect work (i think)

F-22 pilot ? This remains a secret fantasy . Not to be made true unless I'm crazy or had my myopic eyesight corrected :( Soom , flying jets . Or chopper pilot .

Then out of the blue comes two new suggestions : careers in military or energy industry .

Malaysia will have nuclear plants . They'll need someone to manage the radioactive stuff .

Ahhh , yessss . I'll have a waste collection company combined with a weapons manufacturing company . The Uranium will be enriched and turned into nuclear weapons . Malaysia will have nukes !!

Am I patriotic now ?

Wham

2009-08-16T18:47:00.004+08:00

Yes , I am that bored .

Crazy robber dude says : Gimme ur moneyzz !!

(with zz to emphasize that he does this too many times to be bored)

So , I do a sudden Hadoken attack by throwing my wallet at him .

Crazy robber dude says : WTF ?!

(which means "Wallet That Flies ?!" and not "What The F*ck?"!)
I finish him with a Shoryuken attack .

Crazy robber dude never get to say anything . Poor him .

Poor me too . Time to read sejarah .

Before that , I'm going to peruse the 135Gb of certain materials in my 500Gb harddisk . Yeshh

So bored

2009-08-14T17:50:00.005+08:00

I was trying out the new downloadable content for Fallout 3 . Mothership Zeta . Aliens .

So I was abducted , and escaped out of the cells in 15 minutes later . Then I found this guy in a stasis cell . Talking Japanese too . Nice armor though , I'll kill him later for it . And maybe a samurai sword .

Me playing Sims 3 , took this screenshot . That pretty lady behind the wheel is my pregnant wife , whom shes driving to the hospital to give birth . And that guy there is the responsible husband .

So I'm playing games whenever I get to touch the computer . No wonder I'm banned .

Trials are coming too , ahahha ~~

Times up !!

2009-08-09T17:48:00.002+08:00

The pile of homework , slowly decreasing in height as time goes on .

I found out Additional Maths packs quite a punch . Mostly because its all about formulas . It's the same as other memorising subjects . Memorise formula , puke . Repeat . etc .

I hate it when a question that is clearly solvable becomes unsolvable because i forgot the formula for it . Standard deviation , variation , first quartile . zzz

Whatever , now at least I don't have to study Add. Maths for trials .

Oh wait , I still got my 2 chinese essays to write . So I asked a guy who lived near me to borrow me his execise book which contains the questions (mines borrowed by Ting Jing) .

Guess what ?

"Chinese exercise arr ? Pass jor"

"Pass jor ?"

"Yup"

Pass ... jor ??!

Oh shit i hate it when my plan goes all wrong .

I'll try to finish it at the 6am - 7.40am period on Monday . Along with some remnants of Calculus , Add. Maths , Bio and the whole Moral .

ahahaha ~~

People sure like posting their essays on the blog .

QUARANTINE !!! ... err wait a sec

2009-08-07T10:10:00.003+08:00

Ok its not quarantine , as the teachers keep saying .

"Just a break from school , we're not quarantined , relax ."

I can't relax , with all those homework .

Maths , Add. Maths , Calculus , BM , English , Chinese , Bio and much more .

Actually I won't mind doing them . Homework is quite fun to do .

Its the foolscap papers that made me whine like a sissy .

Essay , past-year questions with one question per PAGE . Jesus .

Damn I'd rather take my chances with H1N1 than this .

Graaahh !! Angry crude drawing !!

Feel my wrath evil homework !!!

I'd do that , but I'm too lazy to pick them back up ==

28/7

2009-07-28T19:59:00.002+08:00

Ever tried drinking a whole cup of orange juice (freshly made , not from boxes) in one gulp ?

I can feel my teeth dissolving . Seriously , the citric acid content is high enough to induce sizzling sensations around your teeth .

Anyway , as inspired by Kamun's comment on drawing the whole freaking Pearl story , I decided to do just the action bits , as in when Kino does 1vs3 action with the trackers .

Of course , if a story has to be drawn by me , it will and must undergo customisation to fit my needs .

And so you get a trailer picture of some sorts .

Here you'll find Kino headshotting a dude with a shotgun he just stole from another dude which had his throat slashed . Action packed right ? Must be the shotgun . Yeah , I replaced the rifle with it .

I won't spoil it for you , but this scene later contains Terminator stuff .

Guess who's the Terminator ?

Rainy Days ...

2009-07-19T14:28:00.003+08:00

Look , heres that guy from "Lei Yu" , after he found out that his pregnant lover was actually his sister .

School's doing those weird flu prevention stuff lately . My right hand smells of Dettol .

Ah right , people aren't too happy in our class , or at least , the guys at the top .

"why can't you people be more responsible/mix together more etc."

Booooooo-ring

And Kamun spotted me doing boring face .

You can't deny it isn't really , all talk and no action .

And 'talk' comes from the people who are like me , not doing anything .

Oh yes yes , your opinions are good , but I don't see you doing anything . zzz

At least I don't do hypocrite stuff .

Well , the next day everything is back to normal . Waste of 2 periods .

The only result from this "group therapy" is that people is doing their chores again . Hurray , no more trash-strewn floor .

40++ days left until trials omg . Need to fix my low concentration problem

12/7

2009-07-12T10:51:00.005+08:00

This is it , the long awaited blockbuster of the year :

Ok , I admit English period is really boring . Who doesn't agree ?

Theres more in "The Pearl" , but I couldn't stand scanning the whole book .

Trial exams are coming lalala ~~~

Yeshhh !! Finished that damn Moral Project . When I ever become Minister of Education I'd abolish that subject regardless of "membina sahsiah" crap

This week ...

2009-07-05T20:27:00.005+08:00

My new place , is very tosui . Under the fan . And I got a cold (QUARANTINE !!!)

Weng Jeng the noob got his finger stuck in a circly ruler . Sad face for him , but lotsa happy malicious faces for us .

fig 7.9 Houston , we got a problem .

Received a message from Kelvin . He did facial again . "Like surface of moon , with volcanoes"

And I told him I'd draw it and post it on this blog . Like so :

fig.99.9 Imagine that stuff splattering your face ...

I got a new widget . It tracks people . Very cool stuff .

Now I know why that JPJ dude failed me . It's because I got my car out of the parking box when he told me to "keluar" , not knowing that he meant me , not the car . Thats still wrong , very wrong .

He failed my parking , I will get my revenge .

"This is not over"

NS

2009-07-04T05:18:00.002+08:00

"Tahniah !!! Anda dipilih untuk ....."

WHAAAAT THEEEE F********K !!!

Ok , ok , chill dude , it isn't so bad .

Flying Fox , rifle firing , marching , pumping , jungle trek , and getting big huge muscles at the sane time , whats not to like ? And for 3 months .

3 MONTHS WITHOUT INTERNET PDA SMS XBOX 360 CRAZY YOUTUBE VIDEOS MY NEWLY DOWNLOADED SIMS 3 NO BOOKS AAAAAAAAAAA

Ok , that can make you more disiplined , good for the real world . Prepares you for it .

Ok , then , maybe NS isn't that bad .

(I heard people had to shower together , thats kind of gay)

Oh shit , I'm not going if I had to share showers . Gay .

(Its only gay if you make eye contact , and be sure not to get a boner ....)

shut up

Noo !!!

2009-06-29T20:12:00.003+08:00

Nooooo Michael !! He's dead !!

Don't worry , he'll rise from the dead few days later , wearing that red leather jacket . Thriller rocks , even today . Dancing zombies FTW .

Noooooo !!! Changed seats !! Now I don't know who am I sitting with , but I got a hunch that I won't be sitting near anyone interesting . T.T very sad face .

Noooooo !!! Report cards are out and yet again I got 78 point something . With that result I could get 2nd place in Ren , 5-6th place in Xiao . But 42 in Zhong . Noooooo !!! extreme sad face with tears >;(

Noooooo !!! Boring English classes with a sure-fail drama activity !!! Waste of my precious time . At least I can read Robert Kiyosaki's books !! not so sad face .

Gonna paint my PDA with Decepticon colours .

Arr , my best picture ever with MS Paint . Not a "Poor Performance Indeed"

Stuff

2009-06-24T21:15:00.002+08:00

"this ... is ... impossible !!!"

"you ... failed ... me ..."

and this goes on and on for about an hour in my head after the test . The driving test .

Shit .

Did I really hit something or are they just corrupt ?

Damn , I can't believe they failed my parking . The one move I'm best at .

....

Today I watched Transformers 2 . Still awesome from the front row .

A movie about lorries dropping from a plane then turning into a robot with a parachute is a sure win .

....

I hate H1N1 .

....

I got my PDA back . I miss her so much . I'll think I'll call her Amy XD (this is so gay)

This week

2009-06-21T18:08:00.002+08:00

Lotsa stuff happening the week after the holidays

Thursday : Preparations

Confused me , running around like a headless chicken , don't know whether to go for "Love School Exercise" (literal translation XD) or for society , coz I'm not called for neither of them .

Not wanting to wash toilets , I went for society work . It seems that I'm the only dude without a post/rank there . I got a job making a tree . Art Director sort of job .

Oh yeah , using polystrene to make guns is fun . Although both of them broken by the physics dudes . Damn you Kai Wen .

Friday : Rush

Ok , the guys at my society isn't as productive as I thought . Still lots of work to do . Anyway , I'm very bored , and offered to help again . I left at 2.30pm , leaving those dudes to "zap shang" (in cantonese)

My tree is finished !! Ahh , forgot to take a pic of it .

Saturday : First day of exhibition

The big day . I missed the starting ceremony at morning because its too hot and stuffy with all those people . Hid in my class with fans and cool breeze from outside .

fast forward to 9am .

Standing there ...

"hi , have any interest in financial stuff ?"

"no ..."

(fuck you then) "ok never mind , take a look anyways"

Sigh . 3 hours straight as a "explainer" . At least I did say something . Went AWOL a couple times for a walk with Wikkee . ahahaha .

12pm

Went strolling around the school . Stuck at the inventing society because they're showing Terminator 2 (AHHHNOLD !!!)

I'm practically dragging my legs , so tired from standing . Every society's exhibition is a bit boring actually . Oh wait , St. John's was funny , with Guo Liang demonstrating CPR and broke the dummy's neck in the process . Oops

3pm

Car lessons ahoy !! 4 hours of driving , made my back sweaty and sticky and smelly . I still haven't got the hang of bukit clutch control . Let go until the car tilts , let go of the handbrake , apply gas , let go of the clutch a bit more .... confusing , I hope I won't fuck up on Monday . Exams are scaring me . At least I can park very fast - very fast indeed . Oh , its 7pm , time to drive home in a traffic jam . Ah , I'm in a manual car , more clutchy action ....

Poor performance indeed

Back to school zzz

2009-06-14T18:41:00.003+08:00

So Monday is a school day , its time to bring back all / most of my textbooks and crap back and stuff my drawer , or is it called a drawer ? Because drawers can be pulled out and ... confusing , I can't describe .

I got rid of my hair , and my claws too .

fig.1 A Dick

So I just called myself a name . I think the pic is quite awesome , even added some pimples/acne spots .

I miss my nails , they're so long and slashy . It makes scratchy noises on a table top . Freaks Hoe Kit , and its funny too .

When is the next check coming besides Monday ? I'm not going to trim them until then . I'll get to see how long they'll grow .

Today were going to play GET TO THE CHOPPER

2009-06-12T18:00:00.002+08:00

You have to watch this , even though you probably don't get it .

Watch the original Predator movie and you know what's "GET TO DA CHOPPA !!"

I have a sudden urge to search up Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff at Youtube since I watched Terminator 2 again yesterday .

His accent is so funny . Oh yeah , and I found out he did some Japanese ads .

My favourite actor . Or should I say ahhhk-tor

2009-06-09T18:31:00.004+08:00

How do you make someone shut up ?

Yelling , talking all the time , noisy , busybody .

kill them

no i can't , theres the law to think of

outsmart the law , didn't you watch CSI ?

thats just fiction

ah but its based on real life isn't it

how do you know for sure ?

well , they won't lie to you at least , and this is Malaysia , not the US

you got a point .... shut up i'm not listening to you

ahh , but you can't shut me up , i'm here all the time

shut up , i'm not going to commit homicide

not yet ...

shut up

ooh , the way the neck snaps , and they won't be bothering you , isn't that tempting ?

shut up shut up shut up

take them by the back of the head and smash them repeatedly on a hard surface . Ahh the SATISFACTION !!!!

you shut the hell up , i'm not that crazy yet

really ? sooner or later you'll will be

as long as i'm here , that is not going to happen , so you shut the hell up

lets see how long you'll last . Oh look that someone is coming , don't break down now *evil laugh*

Graaahhhhhh *throws stuff around*

Kris Allen is ... not bad - falling slowly

One more week to go

2009-06-07T22:04:00.002+08:00

1st week of the holiday is over , 7 days left .

That means I got 7 days to see my PDA again , if they can repair it in time . Poor PDA , I'm selling it sometime after I do some paintjob on it . Metallic black looks cool , maybe I'll put some blue LED lights on too . I'm estimating RM500-1000 on ebay . Not bad for a 6 year piece of junk . That guy at the phone shop says I can get RM50 trade-in value . Tragic . I'll stick with ebay .

Homework , hmm , kinda finished . At least I've done the karangan/essay stuff . Oh yeah , Moral project . Don't even want to do , even its just copying stuff . By hand . I hate writing .

Photoshop is hard to use . I'm thinking of getting a light pen , for pro drawing on computer . Scanning pics into the computer is tedious work , and I can't find any scrap paper for me to draw on anyway . I can't stand to use brand new A4 papers to doodle .

The Sims 3 is out . RM139 original , because I can't find any pirated versions online . Anyway its by EA games , and knowing their disc protection stuff , I had to get original . RM139 is pretty cheap , for a original . Ahh , I remember I got my Fallout 3 Collectors Edition for RM369 . That metal lunch box was worth it I think . Sell it on ebay when I'm bored with it .

Mm ... lunch

My hair , is getting quite long . Tangles when washing it . Dunno how girls cope with long hair . Weird creatures they are . I heard they wash them like , once a day ? And no weird smells too . How do they manange it ? Hmm ....

Note to self : Need practise on parking

Something ... different

2009-06-05T21:00:00.004+08:00

When I was beaten up , you were there for me ...

When I was sad and dejected , you were there for me ...

When I was robbed by Mat Rempits , you were there for me ...

When I got in an accident , you were there for me ...

And now , laying on the hospital bed , with you beside me ...

I finally realised the truth about you ...

"You're bad luck , stay the f*ck away from me !!"

Nothing like a good joke to lol me up .

I'm very bored zzz

freaking out

2009-06-04T16:45:00.001+08:00

So scared ... SPM trials .... still playing games .... shitttttt

no motivation , at all ....

must finish karangan tonight , or else .....

need motivation

Holiday Degenerating

2009-06-04T07:36:00.002+08:00

This is the holidays , which are quite boring to me , nothing to do .

Unlike my other friends , I don't have a post in a society , I did not join a "activity" type society , so theres no camp . All theres to do is homework , and SPM studies .

And games , Xbox and my PC . Resident Evil 5 and Empire : Total War , in which I've a final region to capture to win the independence war (as America) .

Resident Evil 5 has co-op play , so fun . And I've unlocked infinite ammo for my one hit kill magnum , which doubles the fun . Puny zombies downed by one hit .

And I'm broke , yet again . Good timing too , as June has the most movies to watch , some of which I'm not going to download . Transformers 2 I'm definitely watching in Imax , then buy it on Blueray .

Need some exercise too in the holidays , to keep my body in shape . I want abs lol , and the ability to do "one horse" .

Road Rage

2009-06-01T00:02:00.002+08:00

Today , I get to drive a car . A real one , not like those L kancils . Honda Accord . Automatic . Power steering !!!

Then I realised how crappy Kancil's are . And slow . And no power steering .

I get to drive at 70kmh , at a highway . To KL . Yays . My parking still sucks , need practise .

Very fast , fast acceleration . Reactive steering , very fun . Good handling . Quite hard to drive too , as it's a big car . Not like Kancil .

Ahahaha , I didn't kill my entire family . Illegal too , for a kid without a license to drive .

Shhh ....

Now to pass my exam , and get P license . Then I can have a Mini Cooper , or a BMW , or an Audi , or an Aston Martin DB9 , or a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder ....

Teachers Day

2009-05-29T21:27:00.003+08:00

Today I learned something about myself : I hate people . Really .

I hate crowds . I hate queuing . I hate waiting . I hate boredom . I hate the latter most .

My mood , if represented with a graph , would look like this .

fig 1.1 graph of mood against time

Before 12.30pm I was sitting there , BOAR-ED to hell .

Watching people walk around and eating stuff , for like 3 hours (?)

And with the hype of the Teachers Day commitee , I thought they would come up with something more fun , but ....

Sitting .... sitting , staring , taking out my notebook and doodling stuff , finishing my zhou ji ...

Oo , a crowd , LMH imitating show . Still lame .

12.30pm !! Yays , FREEDOM !!!

Run to Jusco , get tickets , and watch Terminator at 1.30pm . Then the gradient of the graph rapidly increases after the ads starts rolling . And incresing . Oh look , naked Arnold the Gorvenator , superimposed .

Sitting on the bus back home dampens the mood a bit , but still in positive area .

If I were a Terminator , this would be me after a shaving accident

Management

2009-05-28T22:55:00.002+08:00

Time for my inner stingy bastard to wake up from the quite long hibernation . (2-3 years ?)

Only Rm50 to last me a month . Can I do it ? Yup , did it before . Then I got bored of RM1 Nasi Lemak lunches .

Now I've got RM45 left , for a movie/lunch/transport tomorrow . Wait , its RM35 , cause I need to return RM10 back to some guy . Hmm , I think I'll make it .

Few days until June , and my paycheck of RM200 .

Need get some extra money , do some business maybe

Singggg !!!

2009-05-27T16:24:00.003+08:00

Yay , its over , finally . The Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride has come to a stop . We got fourth place !!!

Yayy !!! Booo !!!

There thinking with that big smile the headmaster gave us we thought we'd get first place . Sad .

Never mind , at least we're better than 5s Xiao . Ahahahaha . And 5s Ren . Ahahahaha .

Irwin says our class is like Kris Allen while theirs is like Adam Lambert . Aww

Theres still paint on my hands from last Saturday's toilet painting . In the girls toilet . Arrr .

Beep ...

2009-05-22T05:10:00.002+08:00

Why does car exams has to be on Mondays ?? Now the holidays have been completely booked , and I had to get leave for the exams on 22.

Parking , 3-point turn , clutch operation and the all-feared bukit .

One more lesson to go , and I'll be ready for the exams . Let's hope I don't screw up and stall or roll down the hill . I need to pass the first time .

Yays , my P license is almost here .... time to get an Audi A4 or try to import a Camaro here

weeps...

2009-05-15T19:59:00.002+08:00

so here i am , with my english exam paper .

You can tell that I'm very bored . Very very bored .

You know , I'm wondering maybe I'll get bad grades this exam , as I finished a whole lot faster than other people . Finished my karangan with 30 minutes left . Finished my Bio and sitting there getting freaked out every moment I see my classmates still doing it . I wonder if I missed doing a question ....

Better not be thinking about those crap .

Second driving lesson this Saturday . Lets hope I can improve my steering . I hate slowing down at corners , makes the Kancil stall (if i forgot to hit the clutch and stopping completely)

Coffee

2009-05-09T08:38:00.003+08:00

Now I'm addicted to coffee . Coffee with Milo . Must have one every morning .

Tell you what , I feel different , I can't fall asleep in classes .

So what , I still can't concentrate in class . I would listen for a bit , then doodle aimlessly on any piece of paper/textbook available . Sometimes it happens in physics class .

Yesterday morning I had a chat with hanhoe . Something about snorting coffee powder . Like drug addicts . Then I laughed . Laughter in the morning usually makes me happier the whole day . Yay .

And I'm sitting in the second row in the front . In the middle of the class too . Grrr , teachers walking around . Can't do anything funny too . But at least I'm sitting beside the prettiest girl in class and the guy that is cooler than me .

la la ~ hoe kit is so jealous

And then I got to learn driving , next Tuesday . Perfect timing , to quote Wynne . ahahaha , takes my mind off sejarah anyway . Lets see if I can get the hang of clutch operation .

No drawings zzzz , lazy to scan . Whos got photoshop ?? Gimme !!! lazy to download

PANDEMIC !!!

2009-05-01T17:36:00.003+08:00

Is it the end of humanity ? Mankind finally succumbs to a virus ?

Maybe , maybe not . But the virus is spreading , and its fatal .

Reminds me of a game I played . A flash game called Pandemic . Its about creating and mutating your own virus/bacteria/parasite to kill of all of the human population . One particular symptom is necrosis , very nasty . Imagine your limbs slowly turning black and fall off , one by one . Zombie-style .

And there's 2 more weeks till the mid-year exams . And tomorrow is the day of "big wind blows" . Lets hope i get to sit beside someone interesting ...(i got someone in mind , *happy face*)

So , 2 weeks for me to get ready : BM , Bio , Chemistry , Chinese and the all-hated Sejarah .

What about Calculus ? errm ....

Physics ? oh , i can cope with that , physics has gotten quite easy this year .

(I can hear you people calling me Si3 Chuan4 Zai3 , another *happy face*)

And theres me thinking of nonsensical stuff again .

5.26am

2009-04-29T05:25:00.004+08:00

And I'm here sitting in front of my computer , a plate of carbonized bread beside me , with planta of course .

Thinking of something to put in ...

Oh yeah , my SIM card's working again . Don't know why , but I don't feel anything different . I guess I got used to living without a phone in my pocket , or its because my phone is broken (cannot charge it properly now)

Yesterday morning , my class has started practising the song for choir competition .

"Hawaiian roller coaster"

"alohahaalohaeeee" and 7am in the morning . Thats why classrooms are built so far inside the school complex . Think of the residents of Taman Kaya just outside the street .

And while they were pratising , I put my thoughts on the song on a piece of paper .

Here it is :

At least , thats what I think of the song .

From now on every post shall have a comic/drawing/illustration !!! Wait till i learn photoshop !!

Are you that dumb ?

2009-04-26T20:18:00.005+08:00

I noticed a lot of people getting those stupid MSN viruses .

What are they ? Stupid ?

"ooo , lookit mah sexy naked pics i accidentally put on the web !! ooo"

Seriously , would you at least use your brain for a few seconds ? Even using your common sense would suffice .

When someone sends a link to you , with comments in perfect English , won't you doubt there's something wrong ? Won't you even try to ask what's in the link ??

Honestly , if you're using MSN , you'd know that people there speak with broken English (with the exception of me , but i too can't help it sometimes)

Stupid stuff

"hey executedick !! take a look at my sexy pics !!"

"hey executedick !! is this your pciture here ??"

zzzz

I think I'm beginning to be a bit pacifist . I'm not even angry when my gaming computer is used by that asshole . MY gaming computer . MINE . I earned it , by getting into Zhong . It should be mine and mine only .

No , my dad says , share . zzz ok , he bought it anyway , I'll share it with you .

Nooo , that other shitter has to barge in . Even create an account there , and messing up all the stuff inside , installing crap , download stuff that may have viruses .

I think I'm getting tired with this . Let him play all he want , let him use all my stuff , go on , go into my room and shit in my toilet , use my toothbrush and all that . Take my allowance .

Only one more year to go anyway , then I'm leaving here . And he still got 3 more years of freeloading life in this house . Until he becomes a tramp/hobo . And may God have mercy on him while he's on the streets begging , because I won't , and i would run him over with my Hummer if i ever saw him .

Oops , thats a bit harsh . ahahahaha !!!

Oh yeah , and heres the Chainsaw Ming Hua I promised I'd draw . Hope Kelvin will laugh until he gets stomachache .

Phew longest blog ever i think zzz

Infections

2009-04-21T19:33:00.002+08:00

Does anyone notice that quite a lot of people is hacking and coughing like old people ? Recently ?

I suspect it's a new strain of virus , a top secret bio weapon made by the US but is accidentally released into the population . Soon , everybody will be infected and turn into zombies in 2 weeks time . Urgh , my skin is flaking off ...

Kidding .

My throat hurts , and lots of phlegm is forming in there , and its making my breath stink . Oh God the guy beside me just coughed . And our Chemistry teacher .

Soon everyone will catch it , and be absent from school , ahahaha . Lets hope I can recover and my body creates a antiody for the virus .

I long to be immune

Spider-noob

2009-04-19T17:36:00.003+08:00

I must be the only one still has the time to online when theres an exam .

AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Damn ancient Chinese translations ... that's worse than history lessons

Going crazy ...

Sooner or later ....

Ok , i look like solou in the class blog's photo of me singing . Maybe I'll start getting haircuts from a hairstylist and not Indian barbers . Kah Keat n Wei Cheng said Mutiara's prices are quite the same as Indian barbers . RM8 or something .

The best part , no styling cream to make the hair stand !!!

Need more flesh on me . Too thin , like a Holocaust victim . Envy those girls , they can get fat so easily ...

Read it and weep

2009-04-17T20:51:00.001+08:00

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ironman

Thats what i found in uncyclopedia ... the awesomest thing ever for now .

Also , Zombie Jesus and how to defeat him .

This website spawns a load of crap . And I love it .

BM

2009-04-16T18:01:00.002+08:00

As everyone knows , BM has gotten a bit demanding . For me at least .

Karangan no longer means writing a lot of words that has got anything to do with the topic .

It means having to find a lot of other stuff that have some relation to the topic as well . Also throw in some quotes by famous dudes/ministers . And a lot of fancy words .

Like today i learned ranjau kehidupan . A word i won't forget . Cause it sounds a lot like the other word that starts with l .

Also keladak , a nicer word for faeces . Amazing .

Must keep up now , so many words to learn and use . I find that even my English standard is falling too . I'm writing stuff that Primary school kids can churn out . Damn . Need to expand my vocabulary , instead of just using the f word for everything . Adjectives , gerunds , nouns ...

On an unrelated note , i cut myself while shaving the bits of hair on my chin . Ouch , hurts like hell . When will it grow to be a beard worthy of a wizard's or ancient smarty-pants .

Adventure of some kind

2009-04-13T19:24:00.002+08:00

Ok , yesterday i went to KLCC , by public transport .

Totally different from going to TimeSquare/Sungai Wang .

I didn't know there were subways in KL until now . LRT so cramped . Perfect for perverts like me (i'm not that bored/crazy yet)

PC Fair !!

Cramped like any other place as well , and the ipods on sale there are the same price as in retail shops . Why bother selling them there if there is no discount . I want my ipod Touch !!

Before that I watched Knowing . The concept is cool . A piece of paper 50 years ago predicted major disasters was found . Most of them has happened exept for 3 . Its up to the hero to prevent it .

But of course according to that movie , fate is set , and nothing can stop the deaths . All is perfect until some guy in black shows up . Our hero aims a gun at him , demanding to know just who-the- hell-is-he /why is he-doing-in-my-backyard stuff and the guy in black opens his mouth to stun our hero with a shaft of brightlight . Yeah . Like a flash bang that just gone off in his mouth .

I made a joke that his breath stinks until it's Godlike so that explains why its in the form of light .

lolled silently in my seat .

Then the inevitable happens . Turns out those dudes in black were aliens *shock* . FROM OUTER SPACE !!! (duh) .

Then the backstreetboys-lookalikes took our hero's kid and fly off . The world ends in a big fire resulting from a mega solar flare from the sun . Everyone dies . Except those kidnapped by alines that is .

Struggling not to hit someone by then . Aliens . They ruin a good movie/story .

Raise me up ...

2009-04-11T15:54:00.003+08:00

Today we had a choir singing competition .

I'm standing in the front row .

Bass .

Westlife - You raise me up

So I put on my most friendliest look , even smiled for a bit . I hope I didn't make an impression that I'm a homicidal maniac .

So i sing , sing with bassy tone . I don't know if I'm loud enough , I can't tell , even when I'm talking I can't tell the volume of my voice , it seems so loud to me , must be the vibrations .

"more than I ..... can beeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee "

Done , exit stage right .

When's the result coming out ?

Listen to Vitas - Opera 2 , the guy without an Adam's Apple , you'll be amazed .

Oh yeah , today's Calculus , I get to see what LMH's dagger looks like . In my opinion , his razor hurts more , maybe he forgot to sharpen his dagger , or I wore armor , or something .

Talking about knives/swords/sharp stuff , I imagined LMH creating a test paper that is CHAINSAW grade . Even Ironman armor can't protect me lols

Maybe I'll put a drawing of him holding a chainsaw sometime . When I'm not lazy to turn on my scanner that is

Evil ...

2009-04-09T20:47:00.003+08:00

Just now I was looking for interesting stuff in wikipedia and I found this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Satan

The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.

Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents us humans as mere animals, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of our “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” have become the most vicious animals of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, having kept it in business all these years!

WTF ....and there's this

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

I especially like no.11 , its so funny .

Arrghhh , my karangan point hunting trip has deviated from its path

Lols

2009-04-05T14:59:00.002+08:00

This pic , never ceases to amaze me ...

So much stuff to do ...

Challenge

2009-04-03T19:08:00.002+08:00

Lets say you take away your SIM card . Yes , take the rectangular piece of plastic out of your phone . Do it . And see how long can you endure without wireless communication .

That's what happened to me .

Only problem is , I don't have my SIM card ripped out . My number is cancelled . Yeah . TERMINATED .

Nothing big actually , I can cope with that . I just have to resort to payphones . And no SMSs . Just like old times (when in short pants)

I got another Digi SIM card in my drawer , a 016 number . At least I can still receive SMS's and calls . Its expired .

Today went to listen to the 2nd undang lecture . Wow . Boring . But at least it has some points to remember . The test is so complicated . Check headlights , signal lights , mirrors , gear , seat and stuff before starting the car . OMG . One simple mistake and fail .

Feel pity for Kha Yee . I'm scared too .

Update ?

2009-04-02T17:17:00.002+08:00

Maybe i'll start revising my homework right now , at home for everyday .

SPM is really freaking me out .

That Liu Ming Hua made me want to revise my homework more ...

Oh yeah , silver fish is really creepy , more like a shiny leech with legs than a fish .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

2/4 patch notes

Talking program removed

Human recognition program removed

Contact list partially deleted : Dick Chin will not respond to some contacts

Programs removed are due to malfunctioning .

Another patch will be out soon

Storms ahead , but I'm prepared

2009-03-30T20:34:00.003+08:00

I can see hardship coming in this year .

First off , my dad just told me he had enough me of me using the computer , and told me to don't talk to him ever . Fine with me , as long as I can still use it .

This also means he won't be giving me any money . Fine with me also , the Internet is a place for me to make money ahahaha .

Also , he might cancel my phone number (shared line) , fine with me also . No more SMS lol .

Hmmm , oh yeah , no more asking favors from him .

Lets see , what else is there ...

Ok , nothing else life-threatening , quite good actually , at least he won't nag at me "STOP FUCKING PLAYING THE COMPUTER !! " when I'm just using it to find stuff .

Hello , this is the 21st century , computers are a part of life duh .

Keeps treating me like I'm some bum . Tell you what , look at my brother , I can be a lot worse if I want to , me being at the top class and stuff . Maybe I'll start going to cybercafes and such . I'll show him how bad I can be , I'll fail at every subject , and when the teacher asks why , it'll be all his fault . Hurray for revenge .

Just kidding really , I'll just concentrate on my SPM and get full As . Who needs his money . Go ahead take away all those stuff , it'll just make it more interesting . I'll have a lot of stuff to think too .

You know what i like more than money ? It's the feeling of having nothing to lose . Kind of contradicts each other right ? I like irony too .

Jogathon !!!

2009-03-29T19:50:00.003+08:00

Squish squish squish . What's that sound ?? WTF ?!! My shoes , they're covered in mud .

Padang Merbuk is still squishy as before , and my poor Nikes , they're ruined .

ok , the jogathon starts at 7.40am . I finished at about 8.20am .

Oo , saw Liu Ming Hua at the finish line , the timekeeper (ji shi zhang)

"shoo , shoo , you're too late , first 50 already finished"

damn

my leg hurts , cramps at the knee section . Argghhh . All that running for nothing . My shoes are ruined too . RM 300++ shoes . nooooo

Oh yeah , i made a paypal account , and linked it to my blogspot adsense thingy . So if you click on the ads in my blog , i get paid .

hurray , Rm400 left for ipod touch

Yay Calculus !!!

2009-03-28T15:24:00.002+08:00

EPIC FAIL today in calculus exams . Why ?? Because I didn't do any revision .

...

What ??!! Then what's with the sitting there staring at the calculus notes and stuff ??

...

Like i just said , STARING at the notes . Not doing it . No revision at all.

Result ? Did 2 questions only .

After school went to library to redo the questions .

OMG , I actually knew how to do all the questions ??!! except for Q3 and 1d

What a big man you are Dick , throwing away your marks like they were trash

Today I'll go bang at my wall for 100 times . Wait a sec , someones house's wall instead .

Because i can't afford to repair my wall

New place

2009-03-25T18:16:00.002+08:00

lol changed the seats in class . still in the front row , but whatever , next week i will be in the back .

To my left is Kelvin , lol . MengXun is at my right .

According to the seat changing rules , things will get a little bit messy after the next few weeks . Because of the group i'm sitting in has one row more than others , i won't shift left the fortnight , instead i'll be staying there until i shift forward , which results in the separation of me and my gay friend on the left . Damn .

Anyways , I'll try to talk to someone else instead of him ...

lol tagged stuff

2009-03-23T21:41:00.002+08:00

tagged by kelvin

The rules and regulations:
1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!!

1 i love games

2 i like touchscreen stuff

3 i like to look at pretty things

4 i want to see the stars again

5 i want to fly (superman-like but no need troublesome hand pose)

6 i'd like to grow a beard like Guan Gong (lol)

7 i love money

8 i don't believe in god , but i believe in angels (wtf??)

9 stuff is constantly breaking apart around me (yeah its true , my phone can't charge normally now wtf)

10 i'm actually a bit emotional (shock!!)

11 i'm good at running

12 i'm not good at directions

13 i'm not good at remembering stuff

14 i'm stingy

15 i love Lamborghinis

i dare you to be tagged by me , phew blog rush , 3 in a row (?)

personality test again ...

2009-03-23T20:39:00.002+08:00

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

ok , that was quite enlightening . Helps me know myself more , because sometimes i feel like i have schizophrenia , in my case a few personalities .

One rational , the cool one .

One lecherous , the hamsap and very yam one .

One mad scientist type , always thinking about weird stuff .

One rage mode , when this one takes over , its like the Hulk , except not green and no shirt ripping , but still very very angry

lol my CPU

2009-03-23T20:32:00.001+08:00

yay got my CPU back lol

It's like the Dark Ages ... no Internet .

I don't mind not playing games , but not connected to a network .... brrr

zzz lots of stuff going on ....

End of the line

2009-03-15T20:51:00.002+08:00

Typical me

Somehow i got bored of Marina ...

Its like Pokemon all over again . Or Digimon . Or Yugi-oh (What the hell was i thinking back then , spending lots of money on some cards that i don't even know how to play)

Times changed . Interests change .

I guess I don't really like words/hot Russian babes anymore ...

Someday I won't like playing computer games too .

But I am sure I still love Pingu (the transforming penguin) in the future . pingu pingu ...

Twilight

2009-03-13T20:00:00.004+08:00

Ok . I downloaded it , watched it , just to see what the fuss is all about .

Why so late ? Because movies downloaded after a few months later are ripped from dvds , thus are much higher quality . Ok enough of the piracy talk .

Here's my review of Twilight :

Ok , girl having parent problem , goes to her dad in rural countryside , dad's a cop .

Girl goes to school . Oh yeah she gets a truck for her homecoming present . Orange pickup .

Her name's Isabella . Didn't get her last name .

Goes to school . Meet new friends . Wait a sec , who's the 5 weirdo pale people ? They're the Cullens ...(conspiratory whisper) . Ok , Bella can't stop staring at Edward Cullen , the pale guy who walks alone (other four are in pairs of 2)

It's Bio class , and they're teaching tapeworms . As fate would have it , Bella sits with Edward . Edward is like more weird and keeps staring at Bella . Something even I would'nt dare to do .

Then they talked . and talk and talk and talk . And Edward saves Bella from a van . Bella wants to know more about him . talk and talk and talk .

Then there's a moment , where they exchange gooey love talk . Makes me feel gay when I'm watching it . OMG so gay and yet so ... romantic (?) . Makes me smile too , a very "yam" smile .

"I don't have the strength to stay away from you ..."

"Then don't"

So gay .

I'm still watching it , haven't finished , and I'm already starting to review it . So far so good . The vampire action part seems to fake though . All blurry motion blur .

That's the kind review/comments you get from a guy watching Twilight .

Downloading A Walk to Remember . Got urge to watch love movies lately , a refreshing change from action movies . Last one i watched was Music and Lyrics (HBO!!!) , loved the song .

11th March

2009-03-11T18:18:00.003+08:00

ok , today's Physics test , not bad really . I could do all the questions . No problem . None at all .

Let's see how much i get when it's given marks . Mostly i get a fail or something low . It's always like that . Everytime i am confident that i'll get full marks in some exam it goes on and gives me a fail or just passed . The little things , random mistakes , calculation errors .

Oh yeah , hurray for my leg muscles . It seems that they are finally evolved for heavy-duty work . Running for example .

W00t , I got 11.06 minutes in six laps . Quite good . Full marks . Yeah thanks to Kai Wen for your very worn P.E outfit . What's with the orange residue at the back of the shirt ?

So far so good . Anyone going out on Friday ? Movies or karaoke ?

(BTW kara means empty , oke is short for okesutora , which is ochestra in Japanese , karaoke is empty orchestra !! Thanks Marina for these fun word origins )

Donations ??

2009-03-09T18:10:00.002+08:00

-9am-

The left4dead theme song woke me up . Deafening my right ear .

"hello ?"

"oi Dick , I'm at KL Sentral now , u when come?"

"wtf u Kit , so fast gao arr"

zzz

-10.30am-

Arrived at Borders , TS

Saw Kit standing at Magazines corner .

"where to ?"

"Low Yat"

-12pm-

Damn , walking around Low Yat , then to Sungai Wang ....

Finally met Keng Seng .

Lunch ? Ok , McD's then .

-1pm ??-

Walk around Low Yat .

The guards chased us out (Arissa , Zhen Ning , Zhen Yong , Jason joined)

"tak boleh , sini Sg Wang"

WTF , sounds like "this is Sparta" , then kicking us out

-2pm-

walk walk walk .

Split into 2 teams , Jason , Zhen Yong n Keng Seng went collecting at monorail station .

We went to Low Yat .

Split again , me n Zhen Ning .

I didn't do/talk much . Seeing Zhen Ning doing all the talking and getting rejected more than getting a RM10 kind of taking my mood away .

Just standing there .

Asked 2 times BTW , both rejected .

That made me shut up for the whole day

zzz

Met up with the other group and teacher later at 3pm

-3.30pm-

yay , time to go home , so sad .

I hate talking to people

Really hate talking

especially for some cause

Undang

2009-03-08T11:18:00.002+08:00

Boo-hoo , just finished my undang-undang test .

It was really , hmm , crappy I dare say .

The results ? 45/50 . Bad . I should be able to get full marks , but no . Instead i get a 45

Weird isn't it , the way you can't remember any of the questions presented in the computer whereas you know each answer for the questions in the book .

Maybe it's the knowing that there are answers at the bottom of the page in the book .

Maybe I just didn't memorize it more

Maybe it's the answers in the exam (they changed for some reason , and I can't recognize them)

Anyway I passed .

At least I don't have to slip a RM10k cheque into the officer's pocket

Results ...

2009-03-07T23:25:00.002+08:00

Crap , lots of pressure in Zhong .

Seems like everyone gets an A in every exam . And not just any A , its a 90++ A .

No , i don't want to do revision at home .

But if I don't , I couldn't catch up with those freaky people . Yes . Freaky .

There's the Maths guy . There's the Science guy . And there's the good-in-every-subject guy .

I find the Maths guy most freaky and scary . Obsessed with Maths .

I'm not quite adapting to this class ...

not like this .

lazy ...

[insert title]

2009-03-03T05:44:00.003+08:00

I found out i have the most frequent blog posts . Almost everyday .

Maybe my post needs only 5 minutes to type . Maybe I have more computer time than anyone .

Short posts ...

It's like a diary to me , makes me feel better when I type out profanities and crap here

OMG , everyone can see it too

ahahahha....

2009-03-02T19:11:00.002+08:00

That's it , i'm not returning after I fly out of this country . I'm not coming back here to be treated like a retard . Nope .

The ROFLcopter goes .... soi ... soi ... soi ...

ahahahhaha

Unfair

2009-02-28T21:34:00.004+08:00

Its me against the whole world . Yes

There's my useless brother , who had the nerve to shout out "beat me lar" when my father scolded him . I'd like to beat him myself too , if i got the chance , i'd break his bones , piece by piece . Why can't he be useful for a moment , why does he have to laze and slack off like a bum all the time ? Oh no , he has to walk around the house , doing nothing . When i tell him to read his books or do school stuff , he gives me the "kiss my ass" look and runs up to his room with a bang (door slam) , all the while muttering . Lansi zai , think you're very smart . What the hell , i don't think I'm smart . I know you're a retard .

"I'm doing project" project my ass , whats with the game running in the background . And when I told him to do his project or turn the computer off , he said "say it one more time ??"

Challenging me , that useless asshole shit-for-brains . Ooo , think you can scare your brother now eh ? By acting gangsterlike , well , you're wrong . Because I can crush your head into tiny little pieces in 2.64 seconds if i want to .

Ooohhh , my big brother wearing glasses , and is a smarty pants and all that , nerdy people are weak .

Do you want me to show you how wrong you are , you little prick ? Where are your courage when you are at Raja Ali , huh ? Bullied by assholes , low-life scum . Then you sink as low as them , and against your own family .

If there is one thing i hate much more than Moral exams , it must be stupid cowardly chicken-shit traitors like you , my dear brother .

How I'd love to beat some sense into you ......

Also , my damn disc drive keeps freeze while installing GTA4 . Damn you people , and your stupid incompetent programming and stupid hardware design . How dare you sell these kinds of products . I can sue you if i want to .

Don't worry , once I'm 18 i can get out of this place once and for all . And when I made some money , I'll come back here , to Malaysia , and change this place once and for all . This means faster Internet speeds at cheaper prices than Tmnet . I'd put you out of business if i want to .

If i want to

Almost there ...

2009-02-27T19:15:00.003+08:00

Yes , the end of the week . The exams are almost finished . Hurray

Tomorrow's sejarah exam ... 3 chapters , is almost killing me , and here I am , blogging .

And before that , 2.30pm something , I watched a movie too . Sin City . Quite good , a noir (black and white) action-thriller-romance(sort of) . 2 hours .

Still , I have suceded in resisting the temptation to play Left4Dead , the 4-player co-op game where you get to shoot rabies infected people/zombies .

"its the zombie apocalypse , bring friends"

Good . All is good . Except for my sejarah exam . Bio is ok . I hate sejarah . I hate Moral even more .

Damn confusing nilai's .

Oh yeah , Sunday is Wynne's birthday . Should I get something for her , seeing her as my pengerusi I have to give her something as thanks ? hmm ...

Exams are here yet again

2009-02-22T20:09:00.002+08:00

This whole week , exams exams exams .

I don't really mind taking them , but i do mind why are we supposed to take up Moral , the most lamest excuse for a subject ever .

Why moral ? Its not that i hate normal human society values and stuff , but the exams of this subject are a nuisance .

Why do we have to memorize the whole freaking lists of "nilai" and their definitions ? Does memorizing "nilai's" help reduce crime ?

Oh , I've read Moral , but still I lie and cheat and beat up kids smaller than me . Don't tell me all murderers and rapists and Mat Rempits of the world has never been educated .

Sure you can say that they don't listen to class , but isn't making students listen to lessons a job of teachers ?

Just take out that damned subject please ...

No babies ....

2009-02-21T19:29:00.002+08:00

Ok , yesterday's Bio lesson was a bit .... bloody

Never thought giving birth to babies was that horrible , and violent ....

Think of the pain the girls had to suffer , a head popping out of the vagina ...

My gosh , I'm not going to get married . I'm not letting someone suffer that kind of pain for me . She may even die from losing to much blood .

And once upon a time I read once in a magazine that people with a mole on their elbow part will be a young widow/widower .

I'm not letting that happen

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

2009-02-18T21:21:00.003+08:00

All Your Base !!! Base Base Base !!! What Happen ???!! Someone set us up the bomb !! lols

This will be my quote for the next few days .

BTW found this fun thing at Wynne's blog , converted to "dick" version

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dick!

All shrimp are born as Dick, but gradually mature into females!
About one tenth of Dick is permanently covered in ice.
Dick kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
Dick can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Dick is the sacred animal of Thailand.
In his entire life, Dick will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
Dick has three eyelids.
Dick is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
A thimbleful of Dick would weigh over 100 million tons!
Scientists believe that Dick began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

Marina's on tv !!

2009-02-17T17:43:00.002+08:00

I know its a few days late , but still .... you can learn quite a lot from her

She looks very pretty in that dress .... ahhh

Bad luck

2009-02-16T17:26:00.003+08:00

Seems like Fridays unlucky curse has finally started . My PDA . Took it out of my pocket and its hot , very hot . And i knew something's wrong . Finally .

Great , the data , all deleted , the battery's only 20% . WTF ??!!! How could it be ? Damn stupid battery , i'll get a new one . But the data ? Oh , i'll just go restore it . Thats what backups are for .

But oh no , it has to be unlucky till the end . My backup disappeared . All thats left are a contact list , outdated by 2 years . Great . Just great , more work for me . I think i won't be doing any homework for now . Reading Calculus .

Anyway , anyone like to take up EST ? easy A . Comment there

angry arrghhh

2009-02-15T16:02:00.003+08:00

stupid shit-for-brains brother , what did i do in the last life to deserve this .

oh no , he has to play left4dead with his own account , despite me warning him not to . Oh good , "steam not running error" . Great . Now i have to install it again . Thanks .

stupid fuck

why do you have to not listen to what people has to say . You don't listen to parents . You don't listen to me , me being your older brother . FUCK YOU .

Think you're so smart aren't you , whereas you can't even get 60 marks in any exam . So what you get an A in Maths in UP-fucking-SR ? Even retards can do that

Can't you just listen to someone smarter than you for Chrissake ??!! Or i'll just delete your fucking account and be done with it

Damn stupid retards . I hate retards . I hate people not listening to me . I especially hate people touching my stuff .

a Valentines Card

2009-02-15T08:13:00.004+08:00

Our English teacher Ms Harmender asked us to make a Valentines card . And so a period is wasted away , and I finished my Chemistry in that period (shhh)

But I still managed to find time to make a Valentines card , albeit it looks like a joke .

front cover

interior

back

Hey if you look past the gay stuff , you'll find it is a Valentines card dedicated to my friends . Aww how sweet of me ...

SPM thingy

2009-02-13T21:31:00.002+08:00

The time has come to make Form 5 students panic !! The SPM subject thing has arrived !!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sijil_Pelajaran_Malaysia

Look at the subjects available ...Air-Conditioning Servicing ... omg

And some rumours said that 12As is the max , more than that students will have to pay for the exams . Yeah , but thats SK stuff , so it doesn't concern us .

By the way , whats the record for most As in our school ? I feel like breaking some records ...

Lisan ...

2009-02-12T20:16:00.002+08:00

11/2/2009 8:51 something

Its finally over !! Hurray , I survived !! Not the nuclear holocaust I'd expected , but it can be worse ...

Me , sitting on a chair in front of the whole class . I would be shaking if there are no team members , so I guess I owe them something . BTW I did shake at some point like a WW2 soldier after a shell landed near him . Shaky . Damn , I don't like it , why is it so hard to stay calm . I keep telling myself its no big deal and yet I still act like a cell phone in silent mode receiving a call . Damn

And stuttering/stammering . WTF is wrong with me .

After listening to the teachers comments , I figured that I am the worst of the 5 people . Even though I assured myself in every group one must be the worst , I'm still pissed off . Blame myself for breaking down , for failing to execute a simple memorize and speak thingy properly , for not able to speak and think at the same time , and f-f-f-or st-am-m-mering .

Anyway , I won't be staying long here at Malaysia to maximise my BM education .

Shit . At least I can be sure that I won't suck at oral entirely . Its in English .

Words !!

2009-02-09T22:34:00.002+08:00

So , I adopted a few words from this site http://savethewords.org/

It's quite cool really , you can see a lot of almost unused/underused words there , and signing up you have to bring them back into the dictionary .

So far i adopted 2 words , because they have some use to me and is possible to bring into use again .

Modernicide = the killing of modern people

Retirant = retiree

Quite cool really , oh Marina , you still have some hold over me ... I don't have a lot of interest in words you know ?

OMG MOVIEzzz

2009-02-06T21:19:00.002+08:00

Wow , anyone going to the cinema ?

This year , hmm lets see ....

By order the movies i'd like to watch are Pink Panther 2 , Valkyrie (woah eyepatch Tom Cruise) , Terminator Salvation , Transformers 2 ...

Hmm , these are the priorities

Transformers 2 !!!! Transforming Audis ....

I love Audis . They're the "elegant" type of car in my opinion , second to Bentleys

ahahahahahhahaha

Optics test tomorrow ....